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Ch-eating is way too ch-Easy
December 16, 2009 · Leave a Comment
So I found a new snack that I just adore. It tastes like love and bunnies in my tummy, and I could just eat them forever and ever. What is this delicious new snack sensation that’s hardly sweeping the nation? None other that the crunchy, Cheesy Cheddar BBQ Cheetos. Oh yeah baby! I saw Mary eating these things and she offered me some. I didn’t bite though. I have this thing about sticking my hands in someone else’s bag of snack treats. It did get me thinking to buy a package for myself – Lucky for me they only come in that small not-so-family sized bag. I was... [Read the full story]
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Officially Official
October 28, 2009 · Leave a Comment
I here by declare that this new web site: Is Open and Live. Yes, the marriage of several of my other blogs and sites have merged into a single new site with a brand new domain. Living on several different sub domains just wasn’t a great idea long term as it turns out – and this should be the beginning of a brand new web-life… *ahhhhhhh*. The launching of this site marks a huge step in making the commitment to doing this daily. Keeping both my sanity and accountability in check. Going nuts is not something I particularly enjoy, even if I do partake of the event on a regular... [Read the full story]
Just Life
Turn Signals
June 20, 2010 · Leave a Comment
I’m at this fork in the road. Maybe not a fork exactly, but one of those flashing red light intersections where you can drone out to the blinking eye of Sauron up there, wondering which direction to go. If you keep going straight, then you stay on the path you’re pointing at now. I can’t see over the next hill and around the bend, so I’m not even sure of my destination any longer. Turn left or right and blaze a new trail? I can’t even see tail lights down either side. Who else has already turned? [Read the full story] Read More →
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Armies are in my sleevies
July 18, 2009 · Leave a Comment
Well another family fun day down and in the end my arms are killing me. Carpal tunnel might be meeting its doom soon – unless my health insurance lists it as preexisting condition. Had a blast today regardless and am sitting by the campfire listening to the movie the girls are listening to in their new tent. I love this phone! I had to call in sick for work tomorrow… my arms hurt too much to show up at 4AM tomorow and lift heavy stuff. I feel bad about it but the beer is helping with THAT pain too. Plan tomorrow is to organize the office and box on the desk… mayne even balance... [Read the full story]
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July, Facebook in Revue
July 30, 2010 · Leave a Comment
30 - I keep getting text and image messages from this number: 206-356-95XX. I’m too lazy to call them and tell them otherwise, so I’ll just post it all here… cause I’m not *THAT* lazy. 29 - In today’s politics you can choose the red pill or the blue pill. Either way, if you have an election for more than four hours, you should consult your doctor. I’m going to see this movie. It looks incredible. And if I have to kill you to make it happen… so be it. Wow… I keep opening my mouth and my foot just keeps jumping right in. 27 - Day #2 – come on,... [Read the full story]
You Asked
How can you tell if raw shrimp is bad?
October 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment
WikiAnswers.com Question: How can you tell if raw shrimp is bad? My Answer: If it does the exact opposite of everything you tell it – or if it doesn’t call you the next day. How many times has this happened to you, eh? You go into the “bar” (sushi bar that is) just looking for some spicy Tuna Roll and then BAM you’re against he wall with some cougar named ‘Misty’. It doesn’t take long for her to realize you are indeed not interested, and that she probably needs on of those hydraulic jacks from yesteryear – to hold up those flapjack-style... [Read the full story]
July, Facebook in Revue
30 - I keep getting text and image messages from this number: 206-356-95XX. I’m too lazy to call them and tell them otherwise, so I’ll just post it all here… cause I’m not *THAT* lazy. 29 - In today’s politics you can choose the red pill or the blue pill. Either way, if you have an election for more than four hours, you... Read more of this article
June, Facebook in Revue
28 - Douglas Colley says: “If being Asian is Wong, then I don’t wanna be white.” 25 - Monday I’ll be announcing my new inspirational talk series titled: Smart Dad, Dumb Dad. My head feels all Etch a Sketch-y. I’m sure this is what is keeping me from taking up jogging. Not to *toot* my own horn or anything – but I... Read more of this article
Turn Signals
I’m at this fork in the road. Maybe not a fork exactly, but one of those flashing red light intersections where you can drone out to the blinking eye of Sauron up there, wondering which direction to go. If you keep going straight, then you stay on the path you’re pointing at now. I can’t see over the next hill and around the bend,... Read more of this article
Chilly
It must be more than coincidence that the Susan G Komen 3-Day is so close to Mamorial Day. Read More →
All for love
Some people don’t appreciate how much effort it takes to look this good all the time.Everything I do… all of *this*, I do for you. Read More →
Get Lubed, BP
Thinks it would be funny if the reason we’re having so many major earth quakes etc is because we’ve taken out so much of the oil that lubricates our tectonic plates. Oh Snap! Read More →
State of panic
is getting sick and tired of this police state we live in now. A guy can’t rent a van and buy 220 gallons of liquid fertilizer any more with out getting asked a million questions and being made to feel suspect! Plot to take over the world today – took off like last ngiht’s left overs. Foiled again. Read More →
Best part OF the muffin
awful lotta talk about a certain High School Reunion – makes me thirsty for a Zima. My muffin top brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right. Read More →
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