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Ch-eating is way too ch-Easy
December 16, 2009 · Leave a Comment
So I found a new snack that I just adore. It tastes like love and bunnies in my tummy, and I could just eat them forever and ever. What is this delicious new snack sensation that’s hardly sweeping the nation? None other that the crunchy, Cheesy Cheddar BBQ Cheetos. Oh yeah baby! I saw Mary eating these things and she offered me some. I didn’t bite though. I have this thing about sticking my hands in someone else’s bag of snack treats. It did get me thinking to buy a package for myself – Lucky for me they only come in that small not-so-family sized bag. I was... [Read the full story]
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Officially Official
October 28, 2009 · Leave a Comment
I here by declare that this new web site: Is Open and Live. Yes, the marriage of several of my other blogs and sites have merged into a single new site with a brand new domain. Living on several different sub domains just wasn’t a great idea long term as it turns out – and this should be the beginning of a brand new web-life… *ahhhhhhh*. The launching of this site marks a huge step in making the commitment to doing this daily. Keeping both my sanity and accountability in check. Going nuts is not something I particularly enjoy, even if I do partake of the event on a regular... [Read the full story]
Just Life
It’s Stranger on the Bus
January 26, 2010 · Leave a Comment
I’m sitting here working late getting ready to work even longer and fighting boredom. I could get into some serious trouble on these internets and am trying to break some bad habits, which isn’t totally easy to do! I’m kind of stressing out a little; therefore I turn to you, my silent blog-friend. You never disappoint. I have a piece of mail waiting for me at the post office. They put the slip in my box saying they couldn’t deliver it, but they never came to the door. I’ve been home all day, I would have heard them! Certified mail has never been good. ... [Read the full story]
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Armies are in my sleevies
July 18, 2009 · Leave a Comment
Well another family fun day down and in the end my arms are killing me. Carpal tunnel might be meeting its doom soon – unless my health insurance lists it as preexisting condition. Had a blast today regardless and am sitting by the campfire listening to the movie the girls are listening to in their new tent. I love this phone! I had to call in sick for work tomorrow… my arms hurt too much to show up at 4AM tomorow and lift heavy stuff. I feel bad about it but the beer is helping with THAT pain too. Plan tomorrow is to organize the office and box on the desk… mayne even balance... [Read the full story]
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I’m outta time and all I got is fo’ minutes, fo’ minutes…
September 11, 2009 · Leave a Comment
I am definitely NOT a huge fan of Madonna, but I like that “4 minutes to save the world” song. maybe because it has Justin Timberlake in it – I mean he’s just cool, so some of it rubs off on her I think. But by rubs off, I mean in a non-dirty dancing with your grandmother sense. I hadn’t heard this song in a long time, and then after watching Calvo’s fight on YouTube (yeah people, its there) I saw a version of the song linked on the side and in the Other Videos sliding ads that pop up after its done playing. I clicked it, knowing it looked like Cabala Queen’s... [Read the full story]
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How can you tell if raw shrimp is bad?
October 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment
WikiAnswers.com Question: How can you tell if raw shrimp is bad? My Answer: If it does the exact opposite of everything you tell it – or if it doesn’t call you the next day. How many times has this happened to you, eh? You go into the “bar” (sushi bar that is) just looking for some spicy Tuna Roll and then BAM you’re against he wall with some cougar named ‘Misty’. It doesn’t take long for her to realize you are indeed not interested, and that she probably needs on of those hydraulic jacks from yesteryear – to hold up those flapjack-style... [Read the full story]
It’s Stranger on the Bus
I’m sitting here working late getting ready to work even longer and fighting boredom. I could get into some serious trouble on these internets and am trying to break some bad habits, which isn’t totally easy to do! I’m kind of stressing out a little; therefore I turn to you, my silent blog-friend. You never disappoint. I have... Read more of this article
Ch-eating is way too ch-Easy
So I found a new snack that I just adore. It tastes like love and bunnies in my tummy, and I could just eat them forever and ever. What is this delicious new snack sensation that’s hardly sweeping the nation? None other that the crunchy, Cheesy Cheddar BBQ Cheetos. Oh yeah baby! I saw Mary eating these things and she offered me some. ... Read more of this article
Cool Runnings
Most of my family (we left out the 4 year old), my sisters and their daughters all bundled up and huddled together this frosty morning to run the Christmas Rush, a 5K run-walk in Kent. My initial goal was simply to do better than the last one we did in July, but I exceeded the time by 2 minutes. Although I hung back and walked with my older sister... Read more of this article
Puppet Master
Did I ever tell you about the time I got blamed for dialing 1-976 numbers and racking up a huge phone bill? You’d think my parents would have killed me right? Well this is because you don’t know the full story. Sure I guess I was an accessory to the dialing, but it wasn’t our phone, and it wasn’t ME who cause the problem… entirely. Well... Read more of this article
Junior Puzzle
I was sitting on the couch with the fruit of my loins… meaning Simon. He dropped his head on my chest at an awkward 90 degree angle – I lowered my head so that my chin rested on his neck. He says to me: “Look it’s a perfect match!” Me: “Yeah, we’re like Pangaea!” Simon: “Noooo! We’re like a camel, and... Read more of this article
Turning the Other Cheek
After about three weeks of daily concentration and a lot of guessing I finally made a crucial decision on something that’s been plaguing my mind. “Do I or don’t I shave off my beard?” I think I was making it out to be a bigger dilemma than it actually was. Or was I? Having a beard is a LOT of work! I mean seriously it’s almost... Read more of this article
My Cup Boils Over
I was laying my son down to sleep for the evening when It occurred to me that trying to get a 4-year old to sleep is not unlike heating water. Whereas a watched pot never boils, so does a watched child, never fall asleep. The boiling pot analogy came to me however – as I lay there waiting for slumber to sweep over my boy, foolishly, as if it... Read more of this article
A Hunting We Did Go
It wasn’t long before my short Thanksgiving break that I was invited to go hunting with my brother in-law, Mike. The message was relayed from wife to wife and I accepted the invitation before my most gorgeous bride was able to complete her sentence. The answer was “yes” I was more than anxious to go into the forsaken wild and be a... Read more of this article
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