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Ch-eating is way too ch-Easy
December 16, 2009 · Leave a Comment
So I found a new snack that I just adore. It tastes like love and bunnies in my tummy, and I could just eat them forever and ever. What is this delicious new snack sensation that’s hardly sweeping the nation? None other that the crunchy, Cheesy Cheddar BBQ Cheetos. Oh yeah baby! I saw Mary eating these things and she offered me some. I didn’t bite though. I have this thing about sticking my hands in someone else’s bag of snack treats. It did get me thinking to buy a package for myself – Lucky for me they only come in that small not-so-family sized bag. I was... [Read the full story]
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Officially Official
October 28, 2009 · Leave a Comment
I here by declare that this new web site: Is Open and Live. Yes, the marriage of several of my other blogs and sites have merged into a single new site with a brand new domain. Living on several different sub domains just wasn’t a great idea long term as it turns out – and this should be the beginning of a brand new web-life… *ahhhhhhh*. The launching of this site marks a huge step in making the commitment to doing this daily. Keeping both my sanity and accountability in check. Going nuts is not something I particularly enjoy, even if I do partake of the event on a regular... [Read the full story]
Just Life
Turn Signals
June 20, 2010 · Leave a Comment
I’m at this fork in the road. Maybe not a fork exactly, but one of those flashing red light intersections where you can drone out to the blinking eye of Sauron up there, wondering which direction to go. If you keep going straight, then you stay on the path you’re pointing at now. I can’t see over the next hill and around the bend, so I’m not even sure of my destination any longer. Turn left or right and blaze a new trail? I can’t even see tail lights down either side. Who else has already turned? [Read the full story] Read More →
Mobile
Armies are in my sleevies
July 18, 2009 · Leave a Comment
Well another family fun day down and in the end my arms are killing me. Carpal tunnel might be meeting its doom soon – unless my health insurance lists it as preexisting condition. Had a blast today regardless and am sitting by the campfire listening to the movie the girls are listening to in their new tent. I love this phone! I had to call in sick for work tomorrow… my arms hurt too much to show up at 4AM tomorow and lift heavy stuff. I feel bad about it but the beer is helping with THAT pain too. Plan tomorrow is to organize the office and box on the desk… mayne even balance... [Read the full story]
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Blanket Solution
May 24, 2010 · Leave a Comment
Doug’s Lessons in Management; Dealing with Employees and Coworkers: You CAN Ask – “Are you having difficulty and need assistance?” You Can NOT Ask – “Are you retarded?” feels REALLY weird. I don’t know what happened but I was unconscious for like 4 hours straight – woke up with these ‘blanket’ things all over me. Kristen said I was a victim of “sleeping”… it scared me – but… I think… I liked it…! Read More →
You Asked
How can you tell if raw shrimp is bad?
October 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment
WikiAnswers.com Question: How can you tell if raw shrimp is bad? My Answer: If it does the exact opposite of everything you tell it – or if it doesn’t call you the next day. How many times has this happened to you, eh? You go into the “bar” (sushi bar that is) just looking for some spicy Tuna Roll and then BAM you’re against he wall with some cougar named ‘Misty’. It doesn’t take long for her to realize you are indeed not interested, and that she probably needs on of those hydraulic jacks from yesteryear – to hold up those flapjack-style... [Read the full story]
Turn Signals
I’m at this fork in the road. Maybe not a fork exactly, but one of those flashing red light intersections where you can drone out to the blinking eye of Sauron up there, wondering which direction to go. If you keep going straight, then you stay on the path you’re pointing at now. I can’t see over the next hill and around the bend,... Read more of this article
Blanket Solution
Doug’s Lessons in Management; Dealing with Employees and Coworkers: You CAN Ask – “Are you having difficulty and need assistance?” You Can NOT Ask – “Are you retarded?” feels REALLY weird. I don’t know what happened but I was unconscious for like 4 hours straight – woke up with these ‘blanket’... Read more of this article
Wrong Book
Found out I been reading the wrong book. I grabbed the KARMA Sutra. I bet that’s going to come back and bite me. I actually don’t believe in Karma: The Indian philosophy of “what comes around goes around”… It’s like Thought Herpes. Read More →
Marketing Don’ts
Marketing Don’ts: Asparagus Flavored Edible Underwear That’d be like, Vegan irony. Read More →
Deliverance
1% Lucerne Milk is the BEST! Just like mom used to make! Did I tell you today how much I like being your friend? No?… Good. What’s the difference between listening to a 1st year violin student, and bagpipes? Not much. Some days you’re the banjo, and some days you’re the inbred redneck. Note to Self: next time before saying something... Read more of this article
Break Fast
Between the pig and the chicken, only one is truly committed to the farmer’s breakfast. Read More →
Sesame Avenue
…and for lunch I think I’ll have the loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter. Read More →
Oprah Solution
Gulf Coast Oil : What if we told Oprah that Barack was stuck in the pipe – She’d swim right down there to save him. I bet that’d stop the leak. You’re welcome America. Sometimes I like to think that if the Last Supper happened today, instead of “Take this bread and eat, it is my body.” Jesus would just say: “Yo,... Read more of this article
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