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Black Eyed, PLEASE!

Black Eyed, PLEASE!

February 7, 2011 · 1 Comment 

Something came to mind during, and in the many hours that have followed Super Bowl Sunday’s great game.  First of all, since I’m not a huge football fan at all, giving the game kudos isn’t a small thing – I was pretty darned entertained throughout the duration.  I have claimed before, and I’ll say it again: I’m a fair weather football fan, and if for no other reason than what happened to the Seahawks those years ago – I couldn’t root for the Steelers. [Read the full story]  Read More →

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Officially Official

Officially Official

October 28, 2009 · Leave a Comment 

I here by declare that this new web site: Is Open and Live.  Yes, the marriage of several of my other blogs and sites have merged into a single new site with a brand new domain.  Living on several different sub domains just wasn’t a great idea long term as it turns out – and this should be the beginning of a brand new web-life… *ahhhhhhh*. The launching of this site marks a huge step in making the commitment to doing this daily.  Keeping both my sanity and accountability in check.  Going nuts is not something I particularly enjoy, even if I do partake of the event on a regular... [Read the full story]

Just Life

Snapshot

January 29, 2011 · Leave a Comment 

I tend to find myself getting frustrated more and more frequently with the state of my own Union. Things and circumstances seem to pile on top of each other, non of which fit snuggly and lend themselves to teetering a bit. It all becomes like a hypothetical house built on a sand foundation. Not uncommon somewhere like Abu Dhabi – but I’m no where near there, and its been high tide for going on a year and a half. Not only do I feel like my solid footing has been washed away long ago, but I have water damage. My hypothetical roof leaks too. [Read the full story]  Read More →

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Armies are in my sleevies

Armies are in my sleevies

July 18, 2009 · Leave a Comment 

Well another family fun day down and in the end my arms are killing me. Carpal tunnel might be meeting its doom soon – unless my health insurance lists it as preexisting condition. Had a blast today regardless and am sitting by the campfire listening to the movie the girls are listening to in their new tent. I love this phone! I had to call in sick for work tomorrow… my arms hurt too much to show up at 4AM tomorow and lift heavy stuff. I feel bad about it but the beer is helping with THAT pain too. Plan tomorrow is to organize the office and box on the desk… mayne even balance... [Read the full story]

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Snapshot

January 29, 2011 · Leave a Comment 

I tend to find myself getting frustrated more and more frequently with the state of my own Union. Things and circumstances seem to pile on top of each other, non of which fit snuggly and lend themselves to teetering a bit. It all becomes like a hypothetical house built on a sand foundation. Not uncommon somewhere like Abu Dhabi – but I’m no where near there, and its been high tide for going on a year and a half. Not only do I feel like my solid footing has been washed away long ago, but I have water damage. My hypothetical roof leaks too. [Read the full story]  Read More →

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How can you tell if raw shrimp is bad?

How can you tell if raw shrimp is bad?

October 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment 

WikiAnswers.com Question: How can you tell if raw shrimp is bad? My Answer: If it does the exact opposite of everything you tell it – or if it doesn’t call you the next day. How many times has this happened to you, eh?  You go into the “bar” (sushi bar that is) just looking for some spicy Tuna Roll and then BAM you’re against he wall with some cougar named ‘Misty’.  It doesn’t take long for her to realize you are indeed not interested, and that she probably needs on of those hydraulic jacks from yesteryear – to hold up those flapjack-style... [Read the full story]

Perfect Timing?

Its been just a bit weird these last two weeks.  I’ve gotten just as many project requests, although nothing has panned out.  Kind of looking forward to maybe busting out of this funk and getting into the swing of things again.  I think anyone who’s been out there looking understands that there is success in momentum… More on... Read more of this article


Knocked for a LOOP

My first real programming/web dev gig was in Tacoma, Washington.  My friend Joel had started a company with three other guys and decided they could take me on. More on Blogger…  Read More →


Black Eyed, PLEASE!

Black Eyed, PLEASE!

Something came to mind during, and in the many hours that have followed Super Bowl Sunday’s great game.  First of all, since I’m not a huge football fan at all, giving the game kudos isn’t a small thing – I was pretty darned entertained throughout the duration.  I have claimed before, and I’ll say it again: I’m... Read more of this article


I might as well start over

I started web developing back in 2002, when: if you could understand HTML and could copy and paste – you were considered a Web Master.  Oh my how that title has been misused and now laughed at.  I don’t think if I ever used that as a description of myself (it was pretty pretentious) – but I know the stigma that came with using it,... Read more of this article


Snapshot

I tend to find myself getting frustrated more and more frequently with the state of my own Union. Things and circumstances seem to pile on top of each other, non of which fit snuggly and lend themselves to teetering a bit. It all becomes like a hypothetical house built on a sand foundation. Not uncommon somewhere like Abu Dhabi – but I’m... Read more of this article


Year of the Doug

Starting off 2011 with a bang.  So far I’ve: Reconciled my check book Reinstalled my PC with Windows 7, from XP Spent some quality time with the family Re-committed myself to losing some weight Well aside from maybe the re-installation, I think I’m par with most Americans who would make resolutions.  I for one was determined not to make... Read more of this article


July, Facebook in Revue

30 - I keep getting text and image messages from this number: 206-356-95XX. I’m too lazy to call them and tell them otherwise, so I’ll just post it all here… cause I’m not *THAT* lazy. 29 - In today’s politics you can choose the red pill or the blue pill. Either way, if you have an election for more than four hours, you... Read more of this article


June, Facebook in Revue

28 - Douglas Colley says: “If being Asian is Wong, then I don’t wanna be white.” 25 - Monday I’ll be announcing my new inspirational talk series titled: Smart Dad, Dumb Dad. My head feels all Etch a Sketch-y. I’m sure this is what is keeping me from taking up jogging. Not to *toot* my own horn or anything – but I... Read more of this article


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How can you tell if raw shrimp is bad?

How can you tell if raw shrimp is bad?

WikiAnswers.com Question: How can you tell if raw shrimp is bad? My Answer: If it... 


How many calories six month baby?

How many calories six month baby?

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