“Kiddy Vegas” or “Circus Circus”

Do you recall when I said before that no one listens to me? Likely not… cause if anyone listened to me, then they would remember me saying that. And then that would also make me a liar, but that would be fine, my life is full of one paradox after another. My children love nothing [...]

Attack of the Klingons!

My in-laws are in town, but they leave tomorrow, or later today actually around noon. They came to deliver Christmas presents, or that the guise of the visit anyway. Honestly I think they simply forgot how much pain they could inflict on me in any given space of time – this trip was just a [...]

I Think I’m Turning Japanese, I Really Think So

Did I ever tell you I used to work for Nintendo of America? Yeah – I was a Game Play Counselor, meaning that my job was to play games, take notes and answer the phone and share my gaming experience with those stuck playing. This was THE best job ever! There WERE some down sides, [...]

Third Time’s A Charm!

Ah well Hell, if you want to give me topics to blog about – this WILL go much easier. Brandi asked in my last blog (which I learned is one week old) to hear about the birth of my dear little son. So here it goes: Simon, my son and pride and joy, was born [...]

“I’ll have the ‘Usual’.”

Well I guess this is going to be a running theme. Every day I go to the grocery store (typically Wednesdays lately), I will just have to comment about it – or one of the items I/we purchased. It’s all good. Today I will tell you about frozen pizzas. Do you like frozen pizzas? I [...]

Did I ever tell you about the time I almost got shot?

Yeah, I know. The Doug is sweet and kind. I am innocent and wouldn’t harm a living soul! I was going to say a flea… but fleas suck – literally. I would and do hurt fleas. I assume I do, I have two dogs, and they sport flea collars… with the precise reason for killing [...]

Friday Night at the Hop!

Sorry, this is several days late… It was the sock hop on Friday evening at my girls’ school. It was the first school dance I have been to with them… they are only 7 and 9. All in all it was good fun. But it was not ALL shits and giggles. There were some moments [...]

Masochistic Collection

I enjoy fine things I spend money on them I cherish them I put them in a corner Do not touch it Do not ask It belongs to me To look, And to fawn

Jokers Fighting

Harlequin hats, bell ringing tentacles Lipstick for the funny Breaking mime law, and pulling muscles With large billowing suits filled with Hot air from the audience Today is a rebellion, to arms all jesters! Your chuckle and chortle no longer fulfilling A cream pie to the face, a cleansing mask We serve humble pie, no [...]

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