Stanky Drawers
March 31, 2006 by J.R. from Texas · Leave a Comment
I made some stew today for dinner and it was good tasting but it is coming back to haunt me now. I packed it full of baby corn and baby carrots and potatoes along with some porkchops I didn’t want to toss out with the cat. I stuck it all in the crock pot this morning and put it on FORGET. I am ambitiously lazy yall and I do not like to fret about dinner. I done ate the supper back around 6 but it has decided to make itself known. I believe my ass to be haunted by my stew! I continue to pass gas and warm my britches with steamy rank air which finds its way up to my nose. GOOD LORD my shit stinks and I think I am going to have to throw away my chair. Digested baby corn and carrots most be a natural theft deterrant because my dog wont come near me. I am hungry again even though my ass is disagreeing with me and I am not committing to eating more of the stew I gave life to. I will hunt around for more to eat I think there must be something better to try. What is your favorite food that causes an irritable bowel? What is your favorite that is safe for guests to sleep over?
J.R. is one side windin' run-on sentence speakin' honky tonkin' good ol boy from Texas the greatest state in these here United... uh States so don't go complainin' about whether or not he makes sense cause it wont just go with the flow and prep them legs for some water tower climbin cause its a long haul.