Stanky Drawers

I made some stew today for dinner and it was good tasting but it is coming back to haunt me now.  I packed it full of baby corn and baby carrots and potatoes along with some porkchops I didn’t want to toss out with the cat.  I stuck it all in the crock pot this morning and put it on FORGET.  I am ambitiously lazy yall and I do not like to fret about dinner.  I done ate the supper back around 6 but it has decided to make itself known.  I believe my ass to be haunted by my stew!  I continue to pass gas and warm my britches with steamy rank air which finds its way up to my nose.  GOOD LORD my shit stinks and I think I am going to have to throw away my chair.  Digested baby corn and carrots most be a natural theft deterrant because my dog wont come near me.  I am hungry again even though my ass is disagreeing with me and I am not committing to eating more of the stew I gave life to.  I will hunt around for more to eat I think there must be something better to try.  What is your favorite food that causes an irritable bowel?  What is your favorite that is safe for guests to sleep over?