Employable
April 2, 2006 by J.R. from Texas · Leave a Comment
I am looking for a new job because the one I have now is not what I was meant to do with my life. You hear me say that as if I knew what I was intended to do but I don’t. So far I have been a cellphone salesman, a bagger at my local store, and I now have a paper route. I have aquired all of these jobs this year so far and lost two of them. LOST is a terrible word yall because I did not lose them really because I quit. I have decided that unions suck and I hate selling things to people who do not want to buy my crud. I think the paper route may pan out and could be very entertaining if I ever learn to read anything more than the comics. Have you ever been fired? Or have you ever quit a job without having a new job lined up?
J.R. is one side windin' run-on sentence speakin' honky tonkin' good ol boy from Texas the greatest state in these here United... uh States so don't go complainin' about whether or not he makes sense cause it wont just go with the flow and prep them legs for some water tower climbin cause its a long haul.