I just can’t win

Oh boy oh boy am I having a great week after the best weekend ever I bet it trashes yours.  I decided to climb the water tower without the aid of a blow job or any loving at the bottom before my climb and thank god too cause it takes all my leg mucles to get it up there.  Well one of my neighbors lives near the water tower and saw me climbing up it that evening in the fading sunset and didn’t reckon it was me so she called the police.  I got carted off to the slammer for two nights for disturbing the peace and tresspassing.  I agree I was tresspassing but only so far as I could since there was no door or anything at the top like I suspected there to be like a submarine hatch but no.  My neighbor told them that if she knew it were me she wouldn’t have called them cause I am such a sweet boy even though I am not a boy woman but they had no choice.  So yes I had to climb all the way back down again which was easier to do but still took several minutes and the police acted like I was paying them by the minute.  I didn’t remind them that my taxes help pay their salary cause I didn’t want to die that night.

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