Me and Tony in Vegas…
April 8, 2006 by Carmine Ragu · Leave a Comment
There were two midgets in Vegas one weekend. They weren’t really winning anything and soon became bored. One midget said to the other:
“Why don’t we get a couple of prostitutes for the night?”
“Good idea!”
So, they got their prostitutes and went into their hotels rooms. One of the midgets was getting frustrated, so he kicked the girl out. Since he had nothing better to do, he decided to eavesdrop on his friend. He took a glass, and put it up to the wall. He heard:
“One, two, three, Uh! One, two, three, Uh!”
The next day, the two midgets were at the bar downstairs from the hotel. The one midget asked,
“So, how was it last night?”
“Aww, the bitch wasn’t doing anything for me, so I kicked her out. But I over heard you guys last night; sounded like you were having a lot of fun.”
The other replied, “Man, are you kidding?! I couldn’t even get on top of the bed!”
Carmine's a 'little person' who also happens to be a motivational speaker for multi-level marketing organizations. There is no pyramid scheme too large for this guy, and I defy you to earn his pity.