The results are in

America voted and…

You know what if 50% of Americans were dwarfs?  When they talked about us, would they say 25% of America?  Even though we are 50% of the population?  Think of all the lumber that would be saved when building homes.  They would change all the drive-thru’s into scurry thru’s.  If I committed a crime that sent me to court and had to face a Jury of my peers… just how would that work?  They couldn’t be my peers, I doubt the courthouse has that many booster seats.  How many things would have to be re-engineered?  A lot of them I tell you.  Just think about turnstiles.  As it stands right now, I can ride the subway for free.  We can’t climb large trees without the aide of pole-boots, and if I made it to the top, people’d think it was Christmas time.  Trust me, I’m no angel.  You’d see a lot more dwarf obstetricians.  How freaky would that be?  You seeing me climbing down offa the bed.  Not my kind of spelunking, but I’ll do anything for a buck.  I’ll even give you an accurate report on your echo and reverberation potential.  One word ladies: Kiegels.  Trust me on that.