6 Weird Things About Me

as tagged by Sheila

Here are six weird-ish things about me. Sheila who just so happens to kick ass tagged me. I was told that I needed a new post for my blog, even though I post at regular intervals… you know, like when I feel like it. So here you go Sheila, this one is for all the ladies in the back.

1. I Have Guilt.
Guilt? What do you mean Douglas? I mean I never get a vacation from work cause I am always on a Guilt Trip – self-induced mind you. Heaven forbid something terrible happen on 360, or someone stop responding to me on messenger, etc. I obviously did something wrong. I am thinking of starting a new company called Guilt Tours, which will be a Guilt Travel Agency and Guided Tours for others as they take the same recommended Guilt Trips I participated in.

2. I Have To Try New Dr. Pepper Flavors.
I love Dr. Pepper, but even more than that, I love the Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper. It rocks, okay? If you don’t think it rocks then there are only three reasons this may be:

First reason could be because you have not tried the delicious beverage, or are dead. And if you simply refuse, then you may as well be.

Second Reason could be because you are a commie and hate the capitalist product that brings refreshing, thirst quenching joy to the masses.

Third reason is that your tongue was tasered by a rogue loose canon police officer. With no active taste buds, you can not enjoy the soothing flavors of cherry and vanilla as they whisk you spirit to a Shangri-La of refreshing taste.

3. I Have A Boy On A Sled As My Profile Picture.
That’s right, a boy. On a sled. Not only that but he is wiping out, making a killer “Oh Shit” face. I think that rocks. And even more – it’s not me in the picture… that’s right. How many people have seen what I really look like? Not many… chances are they saw me when I was having my monthly poker game with those other mythological creatures: Elvis, G-Spot and Bog Foot.

4. I Have Slight OCD With The Number 9.
That’s right, the number nine. Ever since I was nine years old my favorite number has been nine. Before I was nine my favorite number was 3, and I was slightly OCD about that too… as luck would have it, three times three is nine. BOO-YEAH! Periodically I do things in sets of nine… which sucks big time, cause I like symmetry as well, and you can not divide 9, let alone 81 (9×9) evenly into two groups… you are always left with ONE! Commies.

5. I Sleep On The Couch When I Am Home Alone.
Yep, when I am home alone, like when the girls and Simon are in Idaho, or for some reason are not hear at night… I sleep out on the couch. I do not like my bedroom when it is just me back there. I have never encountered anything ghostly or anything… but why take that chance, right?

6. I Always Search For Cereal I know Is Not There.
Anyone else remember a cereal called Buzz Blasts? It was a cereal based on Buzz Lightyear the animated cartoon series. They came out with a few other cereals at the same time, like Mickey Mouse Flakes, and Chip N’ Dale Bits… well they stopped making Buzz Blasts, and I LOVED them! So I always look when we go to the store for groceries, even though they have not had them on the shelves for over two years… Commies.

Since I can tag anyone I want… I select Foxy Brown, Marshall Mathers, Stephen Hawking, and finally Tom… Tom of MySpace – I dare ya.

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