In Progress…
May 3, 2006 by Carmine Ragu · Leave a Comment
Oh my god
Amy, look at her blog
Its so big
She looks like one of those English Majors
Who understands those Literates
They only talk to her because she writes like a total professional
I mean her blog
It’s just so big
I can’t believe it’s so good
It’s just out there
I mean, it’s gross
Look, she’s just so smart
I like big blogs and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty list
And a masterpiece in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that blog was stuffed
Deep in 360 she’s bleeding
I’m hooked and I can’t stop reading
Oh, baby I wanna get diction
And read your fiction
My friends list tried to stop me
But that blog you got
“Invite Me, Add Me”
Ooh, page of 100 words
You say you wanna read what I heard
Well read it read it cuz you aint the average collegiate
I’ve read them mellow’
To hell with long fellow’
She’s stacked, packed, got it goin like a Jack Kerouac
I’m tired of blog filler
Saying Nascar is so killer
Take the average reader and ask him flat
She gotta type no smack
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
Has your blog roll got the gist (hell yeah)
Well blast it, blast it, blast it, blast it, blast that healthy blog
Baby got blog
(to be continued)
Carmine's a 'little person' who also happens to be a motivational speaker for multi-level marketing organizations. There is no pyramid scheme too large for this guy, and I defy you to earn his pity.