Profit of Muhammad

Don’t let the title fool you, I’m not going to be posting any defamatory images of any certain religion’s main peeps and get a jihad on my ass. I just decided I’d try and single out one particular group that my stereotypical guided mind determined was responsible for the spam emails I have been getting [...]

No Man Is An Island… Or A Mountain

Today was a great Easter with my family. I spent a while talking with my brother-in-law about movies coming out, and recent releases, something we have in common. Our tastes in movies don’t always match, but for the most part we can recommend movies to each other and expect the other to enjoy them. For [...]

Gelly Filled

If you take a trip to my medicine cabinet, you’ll find out a lot about me. You’d find out that I shave, have clean ears, and that I am married. That’s right, I have precious little in that “mutual” medicine cabinet/cubby hole above our sink. Oh, please don’t mistake that to mean that it’s not [...]

Double Speak

I was reading this article on Bill Clinton making a statement about the current campaign for the Democratic Party’s nomination, and how his statement was possibly misinterpreted. Is it just me, or are you tired of politicians also? I would have a lot more respect and support for one of these guys (or gals) if [...]

Where in the World is Douglas?

I warn you up front that this is a longer blog than normal: I have been estranged from blogging for quite some time, trying to find time to get my thoughts or self proclaimed wit out into this forum, and ‘why?’ you may ask. Okay fine, maybe you wont ask since I highly doubt anyone [...]

Merry Go Hound

Maxim magazine readers rated poor little Sarah Jessica Parker as the Un-Sexiest Woman on the Planet, and she’s not happy about it. The “I had to have it!” girl is heart broken because she was ranked like the uber-sex kittens that normally fill their pages bought by twenty and thirty somethings. Give me a freaking [...]