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Her Name Must Be ‘Heather’

I took a small excursion to the Auburn Super Mall with the family the other night as a means to get out of the house and walk around.  The mall is a huge circle, so you can walk around the entire thing without doubling back and getting a reminder of your shopping decisions. It was [...]

Frosted Flake

So according to nydailynews.com, Michael Phelps, the eight gold medal winning superstar, is being criticized as an irresponsible gangly freak who is going to inspire our kids to eat junk food and become obese. Uhhhm Earth to scientists at Mount Sinai Medical Center – SHUT UP! Okay, so I am positive that this story is [...]

Rubber Baby Booty Bumpers

What is it with toilet paper manufacturers and the decision to put babies on their packaging?  If given the chance to guess, it must be because they want to give the impression of softness, or gentleness, like you would expect to use on said baby.  This is of course contrast to Charmin’s current commercial campaigns [...]

Business Time

So, there I am working rather diligently this morning when this song comes on.  I got the words for you just below, and even a link to an MP3 of it!  Courtesy of Spinner.com and their Free MP3 of the Day (August 7th 2007)!  So its even legit – so “suck on it”, Record Industry! [...]