My parents NEVER tell me what they want for Christmas, or even give any ideas – yet this year I gave them an ultimatum, and they finally came through! My mother would like an Ove Glove or some perfume that she is almost out of. My dad is interested in a work stool that I [...]
Check it out, found a song I was writing back in October of 2003… it’s not complete and a bit lame – but hey its a blog post!
So ‘The Sun’ is reporting that the cast of the next Batman movie has been announced, and they scored Eddie Murphy as The Riddler. Seriously? Eddie Murphy? Have you seen any of his last movies, you Hollywood douchebags? Meet Dave? Oh my God… no… Please Mary and baby Jesus don’t cry – Christmas is ruined. [...]
I have a bunch of new respect for our current sitting President, G. Dub. With Matrix-like reflexes he dodged a quick salvo of Zappos while answering questions in Baghdad, Iraq, this morning. Who knew the ‘W’ stood for “Neo”? It’s those kind of quick thinking and reflexes that have kept our country safe from more [...]
Holy smokes fourteen days to finish shopping before Chistmas! I completely neglected my task of reporting awesome things you can buy for the greatest day on Earth – I am truly ashamed. On the lighter side, I did play a killer game today on my friend Josh’s XBox 360: Gears of War 2. Wow, this [...]
“Crom! I’ve never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. No. All that matters is that two stood against many. That’s what’s important. Valor pleases you, Crom, so grant me one [...]
In honor of my oldest nephew Hank, I offer this gift idea on the two-ty fourth day before Christmas. See my little pal Hank just couldn’t or wouldn’t conform with society and accept the pronunciation of his “twenties”. If there’s a forty-one, and a sixty-nine etc, certainly there is no such thing as a “twenty” [...]
Its a curse this life I lead. I never finish anything I start. And quite frankly I can’t stay motivated about anything. That makes it doubly sad when I was diagnosed yesterday with bulemia.