Inquire – Divulge

So I heard kind of that the new administration is going to dismiss the whole “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy with regards to the military.  What’s wrong with not asking and not telling?  I could be missing the point here, and maybe it is infringing on someone’s rights – sure, I guess though I don’t [...]

Once, Twice, Three Times You’re Shaking

I know I promised I was going to be more health conscious this year, so I can’t really explain WHY I was at  Wendy’s restaurant – but I have a little tale to tell that just so takes place in a Wendy’s near-by.  This is the story about how I was almost raped in the [...]

Head of the Classless

I was a bit apprehensive to listening to the inaugural address and swearing in today, and since I ended up not waking up to this new day until five minutes to noon – that decision was made for me.  I later caught the event online and was not too discouraged by what I saw. Obama [...]

Parsley

Some people think it makes your plate look nice, some people see it as an additional side to your already balanced dish, then there are those who hate it.  I knew this chick once who acted like he chef pooped on her plate when she had to move aside the kale and parsley from her [...]

Actors – Bleh!

Wife was watching TV last night and I came in during a commercial, sat down and proceeded to merge with the couch.  It didn’t take long before the show commenced and a prairie of actors, producers, and plastic women were shown conversing and gushing over one another. The next nomination was about to be announced [...]

You get’ta pick!?

If it were reversed, and you DID get to pick your own family. I’d grab Betty White as my gramma for sure.  She’s a blast. … and by blast I mean she’s funny and seems personable. … and by personable I don’t mean she gives you those wet gramma kisses with a little too much [...]

How to have sex, the IKEA way.

Having assembled the Tromso metal bunk bed from IKEA and reflecting back upon the ‘ordeal’, for lack of a better term – I see it almost as a post-coital look back on difficult sex. Not that sex is ever to be turned down, hell no.  Bad sex is like bad pizza.  I mean hey!  It’s [...]

Winter Shminter

You know it kills me a little each day, now that the snow has melted, and my roof leaks again with the rain – that my grass is greener in the winter than it is any other time of year.  That’s right, as the snow melted and my lawn shown through – it was a [...]

Resolve

Sometimes when I think of resolutions I just think of carpet cleaner.  And by carpet cleaner, I surly don’t mean anything Lesbianesque.  “Resolution”.  It might as well be called “Revolution” since that’s what so many people make it. I for one really get off on the new year.  Well I don’t necessarily “get off” on [...]