Actors – Bleh!
January 12, 2009 by Douglas · Leave a Comment
Wife was watching TV last night and I came in during a commercial, sat down and proceeded to merge with the couch. It didn’t take long before the show commenced and a prairie of actors, producers, and plastic women were shown conversing and gushing over one another.
The next nomination was about to be announced as they ushered the presenter for Best Comedy blah blah blah.
“Which one is this again?” I have to ask since every Miss America, Universe, Galaxy and Teen USA pageant, as well as any awards show, Idol contest and Dancing with my Stars show is channeled through our TV.
Salma Hayek begins to spew something about the nominees and doting on Penelope Cruz… her vein-y boobies swaying back and forth…
“Oh, the Golden Globes…”
I shit you not.
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