Malfunction

I know, I know its been a long while since I done did wrote nothin’ – but lets be honest, you aint been reading my blog no-ways anyhow.

I’m about ready to call it quits actually.  I get this writing bug every now and then where I want nothing more than just to write.  But really, if it were my passion, wouldn’t I make it a priority?  Wouldn’t it be something I couldn’t stop doing?  Instead writing in blogs is a hobby, which is fine I guess, but then I have to live with that.  I’d love to write for a living, but where’s my drive?

Truth be told I have three blogs I want to continue with out of my seven or so that are live right now.  This IS one of them so YAY us!  The other two are the Paranoia one and then evgreen.net.  Paranoid is good because its just fun and weird and I can really be out there; while evgreen is truly what I am constantly thinking about.  This blog here is also at my forefront, but its just to be funny and share my thoughts – both of those (funny and thoughts) based on perspective.  I claim neither to be a comedian, nor a philosopher.

In all actuality THIS blog entry is partially to prevent another March 2007 incident, where I posted nothing.  Heaven forbid I have a broken record on my four year anniversary!

I’ve been in a bit of a battle with the body politic as of late.  I think I am running out of body parts to complain about.  My arms hurt like hell and have combated the desire to just lob them off at the elbow several times.  My gut hurts from possible gal stones.  My nethers have been aching from some unknown issue the doctor couldn’t seem to find any real issue with, even though I was billed $3,000 in the end for inconclusive results.  And my left heel is numb too.  Today I added a toothache to my list of woes – WTF?

Body politic?  What am I a democrat?  Ha-ha just kidding.

You know how they talk about functional alcoholics?  I think I’m a functional disabled person.  I remember as a kid praying to God for an illness that would earn me an electric wheelchair – what a blasphemer, right?  Of course, I also remember making a deal with God that he could remove my hair instead of making it gray.  Yeah.  The ONE time He listens, and it’s about my hair!  I’m balding btw, and I have no gray hair at all… obviously because it’s falling out!

So anyway, I’m trying to focus here – and deciding to only blog here and in my other two places, make it count, you know?  Once I get the other two rolling again I’ll post links and crap, I need to make them a priority, but also stay true to their purpose.  It might shock you a little on some levels, but then again – who cares.

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