I’m outta time and all I got is fo’ minutes, fo’ minutes…
September 11, 2009 by Douglas · Leave a Comment
I am definitely NOT a huge fan of Madonna, but I like that “4 minutes to save the world” song. maybe because it has Justin Timberlake in it – I mean he’s just cool, so some of it rubs off on her I think. But by rubs off, I mean in a non-dirty dancing with your grandmother sense.
I hadn’t heard this song in a long time, and then after watching Calvo’s fight on YouTube (yeah people, its there) I saw a version of the song linked on the side and in the Other Videos sliding ads that pop up after its done playing. I clicked it, knowing it looked like Cabala Queen’s sallow cheeked maw in the still frame. But hey – I liked it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30Qo4mWhP_g&NR=1
I enjoyed seeing Madonna wearing clothes throughout more than half of the video. Nothing I hate more than flipping channels and running into a Madonna video on VH1, MTV, of even BET and seeing her in some unitard and nothing else.
Doug’s personal shout out to Madge:
I like old woman waddle as much as the next guy, but, please tie some of that stuff back with some string or something first, please. Martha Stewart had a whole episode dedicated to wrapping turkey’s and roasts… you should Google it.
I also loved how she shaves her under arms now. That might tell you how long its been since I have even paid attention to Madonna’s music. I remember her theoretical Like a Virgin days and waving those Chewbacca limbs all around. A little too European for me – I’m a patriot for goodness sakes!
But I mean, what’s up with that colostomy bag she has going on when they show her on the dance stage? At first I thought it was just bad lighting, but then it looked more and more like she has a bladder issue. The adult diapers, if any, were form fitting, but that other action she had going on was distracting. I think it might be the devil’s ploy to try and get me to think dirty thoughts. Little did he know I don’t like Madonna, and would have better luck with Barbara Walters… but then Justin Timberlake might not have done the video. Darn you Satan!
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