How can you tell if raw shrimp is bad?
October 29, 2009 by Douglas · Leave a Comment
WikiAnswers.com Question: How can you tell if raw shrimp is bad?
My Answer: If it does the exact opposite of everything you tell it – or if it doesn’t call you the next day.
How many times has this happened to you, eh? You go into the “bar” (sushi bar that is) just looking for some spicy Tuna Roll and then BAM you’re against he wall with some cougar named ‘Misty’. It doesn’t take long for her to realize you are indeed not interested, and that she probably needs on of those hydraulic jacks from yesteryear – to hold up those flapjack-style breasteses…
That’s not part of the answer, I was just wondering how many times its happened to YOU.
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