Ch-eating is way too ch-Easy

So I found a new snack that I just adore.  It tastes like love and bunnies in my tummy, and I could just eat them forever and ever.  What is this delicious new snack sensation that’s hardly sweeping the nation?  None other that the crunchy, Cheesy Cheddar BBQ Cheetos.  Oh yeah baby!

I saw Mary eating these things and she offered me some.  I didn’t bite though.  I have this thing about sticking my hands in someone else’s bag of snack treats. It did get me thinking to buy a package for myself – Lucky for me they only come in that small not-so-family sized bag.  I was originally concerned that they might not be super healthy, but then I was able to rationalize that these might be some of the healthiest chip-like snacks on the planet!

First of all, as with all Cheetos, these babies are Trans Fat Free, it says so right on the package.  Also these little nuggets of manna from heaven are made with REAL CHEESE, again, it says so right on the bag!  What could make these things healthier than being fat free and made with wholesome calcium rich cheese!?  Look at the label folks: Cheesy Cheddar BBQ… Barbeque guys… barbeque.  Everyone knows that grilled is way better for you than fried whatever.  And these practically BEG to be called grilled!  It’s the next best thing: barbeque!

If those selling points aren’t enough to make it the snack choice of the 2012 Olympics then I don’t know what is… oh wait – how about a Cheetah on the bag!?  What is the cheetah other than the worlds fastest land animal – reaching speeds of “super-fast point zing” – Chester Cheetah makes Tony the Tiger look like a top-heavy bandana wearing Samoan.

So take this or leave it, however I highly recommend my new love: Cheesy Cheddar BBQ Cheetos.  Skip the carrot sticks and celery stalks, I need another helpin’ of this century’s best (and now healthiest) after school snack.

*Crunch*