Rain Maker

I’d just like to say a few words about Talking Rain Sparkling Water… and there you go.

We’re very close – Now step back

I admit, I have classifications of friends: “Friends” and “Friends I’d pee on if stung by a jelly fish”. Coincedently, I have similar classifications of enemies – but no jelly fish involved. You’re welcome.

Italian Nuggets

has a hankerin’ for chicken… not just any chicken – I need me some boot-shaped McNuggets. STAT!

Rowr

I have soooo much to do – and NOT enough time to get it done. I need some serious time management help. What kind of Day Planner does Tiger Woods use…?

Unicrons

I do believe that I now have adequate video footage, proving that Sophia Loren is a cheap anamatronic robot. just discovered cinnamon in his coffee. My tastebuds have been body slammed – and I like it. Don’t worry though – I still like women. We’re on a bridge Charlieeeeeeeeee!

Pre-Sick

is ready to call in sick for work. I’m not going to… but I’m ready.

Human Recycling

Driving on the highway beside a woman picking her nose – we all sad “ewwwwwww” as she popped her finger in her mouth. The ultimate in recycling…

Unarmed

Look at the time! I think its almost beer-thirty! is gratefull there are no bullets in my label gun. I’m not Pro-Conan because he’s funny, or because I watch his show. Late night TV is like the Hair Club for Men – and he’s not just the President, he’s a client! *jealous* Please put this [...]

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