Drunk Test

Breaking he seal has absolutely nothing to do with Heidi Klum’s husband.

Cynics

Someone called me cynical… apparently they don’t know me very well.

Crock of Crap

Michele: Doug I think it’s a crock of crap. U have to do all these surveys. I don’t do surveys.  Doug: Surveys are the mammogram of the internet. Only not so much preventative. thinks one of the saddest, yet memorable days, is when your child calls you dad, instead of daddy.

Beginning of the end

is almost ready to start Chistmas shopping. is finally going to sleep. Hopefully I wake up.

Again

is going to go bonkers.

Win-win situation

I think teaming up with Winco, is finally going to help me win this battle with anorexia.

Big Talents

I really like The White Stripes – they always remind me that you don’t need a lot talent to make a lot of money.

I know kung-fu

Gloria: “Well let me guess. You’re one of these brothas, think you can by with a wink and a smile, huh?” Black Dynamite: *wink* Gloria: “What about the smile?” Black Dynamite: “I AM smilin’.” ‘Black Dynamite’ Trailer HD www.youtube.com African-American action legend Black Dynamite goes after ‘The Man’ for killing his brother Jimmy, for pumping [...]

2nd Grade

If I love stress so much – why don’t I marry it?

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