Assurance

Super Hero training starts tonight… will the tights be provided, or do I need to bring my own? My attendance confirmation doesn’t say. “This call may be recorded for quality assurance.” I’m going to make a recording of that and play it, any time a solicitor, or any other phone monkey calls. Lets see how [...]

The Ho truth, and nuthin but

Mariah Carey = no-good hussy. is having a good day. Wants to eat a whole cheesecake… but otherwise, having a good day!

Tisket Tasket

is raising money for a medium to large sized handbasket. Our current budget wont cover the cost of the one we’ll need… now that we’re sending our country to hell in one.

Boot Straps

Pretty soon you’re not going to have your little Doug to kick around any more.

Spring Break

Next team building activity should be at the Bouncy Place!!

Aloha

Aaaaaany moment now… that ship should be coming in, aaaaaany moment now. If not, am willing to stow away on anyone else’s ship.

Ruby Snacks

I am easily amused, but this was pretty awesome. No Country for Old Men/Scooby-Doo www.youtube.com

We Got a Leak

Will work for ROOF… and/or a Shamrock Shake from Mickey D’s

Size Matters

has a headache *THIS* big – and its got supercalifragilisticexpialidocious written all over it. Go big, or go home. And THAT is how its done.

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