Oprah Solution
May 17, 2010 by Douglas · Leave a Comment
Gulf Coast Oil : What if we told Oprah that Barack was stuck in the pipe – She’d swim right down there to save him. I bet that’d stop the leak. You’re welcome America.
Sometimes I like to think that if the Last Supper happened today, instead of “Take this bread and eat, it is my body.” Jesus would just say: “Yo, Judas. Eat me.”
is considering writing a book for the guy or gal hunting for a job: “They’re just not that into you.” I smell daytime talk show!
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