Deliverance
May 19, 2010 by Douglas · Leave a Comment
1% Lucerne Milk is the BEST! Just like mom used to make!
Did I tell you today how much I like being your friend? No?… Good.
What’s the difference between listening to a 1st year violin student, and bagpipes? Not much.
Some days you’re the banjo, and some days you’re the inbred redneck.
Note to Self: next time before saying something blasphemous like “Seriously Lord, I think EVERYTHING is screwed – Stop it please.” He’ll remind you of owning a water heater.
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