Break Fast

Between the pig and the chicken, only one is truly committed to the farmer’s breakfast.

Sesame Avenue

…and for lunch I think I’ll have the loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.

Oprah Solution

Gulf Coast Oil : What if we told Oprah that Barack was stuck in the pipe – She’d swim right down there to save him. I bet that’d stop the leak. You’re welcome America. Sometimes I like to think that if the Last Supper happened today, instead of “Take this bread and eat, it is [...]

Time Savers

As it turns out, trying to save time by making Kraft Macaroni and Cheese in the crockpot = not my best idea. So… as it turns out – you really gotta put effort and quality time into this whole raising kids thing. Why wasn’t that in a pamphlet or book somewhere or something?

Recursive!

I don’t play this game, but yoy can’t beat free. Ok, well you could… Portal is FREE! store.steampowered.com Well, technically speaking, there are some strings attached. Fortunately, they’re entirely decorative. We just like the way they look, swaying in the gentle breeze created by a million people simultanously fainting from shock at the news that [...]

Clear Thinking

Do I look fuzzy today? Because I have absolutely NO FOCUS. Come on brain – do your stuff! If its on the internets – it must be true. Long Bets – By the year 2150, over 50% of schools in the USA or Western Europe will require classes. www.longbets.org When you vote, your name, today’s [...]

Let me Axe you a question

this is already “one of those days” where you think it would have been better ot to have gotten out of bed… 17 hours ago. Why did the ghost cross the road? After working out I measured my arms – I’m sporting 8.5″ wrists these days. Eat your hearts out. I know I’m not in [...]

Shunned

Thinking about changing my name to Visa… then I would be accepted everywhere.

Ring ring. Ring ring.

My mom isn’t picking up or returning my call. Either she’s victim of a bear attack, or its payback for missing curfew back in 1991… either one is possible.

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