June, Facebook in Revue
Douglas Colley says: “If being Asian is Wong, then I don’t wanna be white.”
Monday I’ll be announcing my new inspirational talk series titled: Smart Dad, Dumb Dad.
My head feels all Etch a Sketch-y. I’m sure this is what is keeping me from taking up jogging.
Not to *toot* my own horn or anything – but I HAVE been told that I put the “duh” in “Doug”. I tend to agree.
Weather.com says no more rain again until next Thursday… the internet is always so willing to please. Thank you dot com.
Pretty sure my “Love Language” is: Starbucks.
I am easing into this whole vegitarian thing. I’ve started only eating meat from the animals that do not eat other animals.
On a totally un-related note – I just made a joke about Polio. This reminded me of a great movie “Just the Way You Are” with my would-be girl friend Kristy McNichol. Drat this insane leg brace fetish! This message brought to you by the fine makers of my A.D.D.
I’ve been thinking about doing that new Apathy Diet, but it really sounds like a lot of work.
Nachos, made with Fritos. I have invented: Frichos! Yes… bask in my awesomeness!
This Just In: Brits and BP solve Oil Spill problem by covering leak with Mick Jagger’s lips. Barak Obama responds by stating, “I intended on sending Steven Tyler, since day one.”
Had a “moment” today. My dad was probably right… all those times I just KNEW he was wrong and just was getting pleasure from squashing my fun.
…and in conclusion: If there is anything I would like you take take away from this conversation… is your opinion.
I’m not falling for any of those hoaky “Buy Your Gold” events at some random hotel. I’m going to the one my dentist is holding next week!
It’s never too early to be optimistic.
I use the ABC approach to parenting: Always Be Closing.
“Somedays you’re the Judas, and somedays you’re the Job.” ~ Douglas