June, Facebook in Revue
June 28, 2010 by Douglas · Leave a Comment
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Douglas Colley says: “If being Asian is Wong, then I don’t wanna be white.”
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Monday I’ll be announcing my new inspirational talk series titled: Smart Dad, Dumb Dad.
My head feels all Etch a Sketch-y. I’m sure this is what is keeping me from taking up jogging.
Not to *toot* my own horn or anything – but I HAVE been told that I put the “duh” in “Doug”. I tend to agree.
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Weather.com says no more rain again until next Thursday… the internet is always so willing to please. Thank you dot com.
Pretty sure my “Love Language” is: Starbucks.
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I am easing into this whole vegitarian thing. I’ve started only eating meat from the animals that do not eat other animals.
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On a totally un-related note – I just made a joke about Polio. This reminded me of a great movie “Just the Way You Are” with my would-be girl friend Kristy McNichol. Drat this insane leg brace fetish! This message brought to you by the fine makers of my A.D.D.
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I’ve been thinking about doing that new Apathy Diet, but it really sounds like a lot of work.
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Nachos, made with Fritos. I have invented: Frichos! Yes… bask in my awesomeness!
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This Just In: Brits and BP solve Oil Spill problem by covering leak with Mick Jagger’s lips. Barak Obama responds by stating, “I intended on sending Steven Tyler, since day one.”
Had a “moment” today. My dad was probably right… all those times I just KNEW he was wrong and just was getting pleasure from squashing my fun.
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…and in conclusion: If there is anything I would like you take take away from this conversation… is your opinion.
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I’m not falling for any of those hoaky “Buy Your Gold” events at some random hotel. I’m going to the one my dentist is holding next week!
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It’s never too early to be optimistic.
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I use the ABC approach to parenting: Always Be Closing.
“Somedays you’re the Judas, and somedays you’re the Job.” ~ Douglas
I'm an independent web developer and copywriter. When I'm not gazing into the seductive mistress of the internet, I'm helping to raise my two daughters (1 teen, 1 pre-teen) and hyperactive 5 year-old kung-fu master son. Blissfully and happily married to my wife, Kristen - as we try to survive the epic daily battles of suburban life in Maple Valley, WA.