Chilly

It must be more than coincidence that the Susan G Komen 3-Day is so close to Mamorial Day.

All for love

Some people don’t appreciate how much effort it takes to look this good all the time.Everything I do… all of *this*, I do for you.

Get Lubed, BP

Thinks it would be funny if the reason we’re having so many major earth quakes etc is because we’ve taken out so much of the oil that lubricates our tectonic plates. Oh Snap!

State of panic

is getting sick and tired of this police state we live in now. A guy can’t rent a van and buy 220 gallons of liquid fertilizer any more with out getting asked a million questions and being made to feel suspect! Plot to take over the world today – took off like last ngiht’s left [...]

Best part OF the muffin

awful lotta talk about a certain High School Reunion – makes me thirsty for a Zima. My muffin top brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right.

Blanket Solution

Doug’s Lessons in Management; Dealing with Employees and Coworkers: You CAN Ask – “Are you having difficulty and need assistance?” You Can NOT Ask – “Are you retarded?” feels REALLY weird. I don’t know what happened but I was unconscious for like 4 hours straight – woke up with these ‘blanket’ things all over me. [...]

Wrong Book

Found out I been reading the wrong book. I grabbed the KARMA Sutra. I bet that’s going to come back and bite me. I actually don’t believe in Karma: The Indian philosophy of “what comes around goes around”…  It’s like Thought Herpes.

Marketing Don’ts

Marketing Don’ts: Asparagus Flavored Edible Underwear That’d be like, Vegan irony.

Deliverance

1% Lucerne Milk is the BEST! Just like mom used to make! Did I tell you today how much I like being your friend? No?… Good. What’s the difference between listening to a 1st year violin student, and bagpipes? Not much. Some days you’re the banjo, and some days you’re the inbred redneck. Note to [...]

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