Blanket Solution

Doug’s Lessons in Management; Dealing with Employees and Coworkers: You CAN Ask – “Are you having difficulty and need assistance?” You Can NOT Ask – “Are you retarded?” feels REALLY weird. I don’t know what happened but I was unconscious for like 4 hours straight – woke up with these ‘blanket’ things all over me. [...]

Wrong Book

Found out I been reading the wrong book. I grabbed the KARMA Sutra. I bet that’s going to come back and bite me. I actually don’t believe in Karma: The Indian philosophy of “what comes around goes around”…  It’s like Thought Herpes.

Marketing Don’ts

Marketing Don’ts: Asparagus Flavored Edible Underwear That’d be like, Vegan irony.

Deliverance

1% Lucerne Milk is the BEST! Just like mom used to make! Did I tell you today how much I like being your friend? No?… Good. What’s the difference between listening to a 1st year violin student, and bagpipes? Not much. Some days you’re the banjo, and some days you’re the inbred redneck. Note to [...]

Break Fast

Between the pig and the chicken, only one is truly committed to the farmer’s breakfast.

Sesame Avenue

…and for lunch I think I’ll have the loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.

Oprah Solution

Gulf Coast Oil : What if we told Oprah that Barack was stuck in the pipe – She’d swim right down there to save him. I bet that’d stop the leak. You’re welcome America. Sometimes I like to think that if the Last Supper happened today, instead of “Take this bread and eat, it is [...]

Time Savers

As it turns out, trying to save time by making Kraft Macaroni and Cheese in the crockpot = not my best idea. So… as it turns out – you really gotta put effort and quality time into this whole raising kids thing. Why wasn’t that in a pamphlet or book somewhere or something?

Recursive!

I don’t play this game, but yoy can’t beat free. Ok, well you could… Portal is FREE! store.steampowered.com Well, technically speaking, there are some strings attached. Fortunately, they’re entirely decorative. We just like the way they look, swaying in the gentle breeze created by a million people simultanously fainting from shock at the news that [...]

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