I love the nightlife

Okay I agree I have been gone too long.  It was too easy, I regret to say, not to blog while on vacation.  Getting back into the swing of things has taken a while.  I came home to over forty messages in voice mail, and requests for speaking engagements out the wazoo.  What’s the deal?  [...]

Victims

Children are the ultimate victims, and the hardest to release from wrong-doing.  Don’t follow me?  Maybe you will after you see it from my point of view. Imagine if you will a horror or sci-fi movie where killer zombies for any reason are running rampant on the Earth.  This is a bad deal.  All I [...]

Rants

I am going to start blogging again, but the content of most of them to begin with are rants.  I am also going to pass on some things I have learned in business just because I can.  I am not even going to charge you for it.  Nice guy huh? Anyway, see lately I have [...]

In Progress…

Oh my god Amy, look at her blog Its so big She looks like one of those English Majors Who understands those Literates They only talk to her because she writes like a total professional I mean her blog It’s just so big I can’t believe it’s so good It’s just out there I mean, [...]

Being Politically Correct Sucks Major Wang

I am not that big into being politically correct.  Some people may think, wow, are you sure?  Being a “Little Person” and all maybe you would appreciate the fake sentiment…?  Not so much. What about when people call you a Midget?  I don’t care.  I am not that affected by other people’s titles or labels [...]

The results are in

America voted and… You know what if 50% of Americans were dwarfs?  When they talked about us, would they say 25% of America?  Even though we are 50% of the population?  Think of all the lumber that would be saved when building homes.  They would change all the drive-thru’s into scurry thru’s.  If I committed [...]

Me and Tony in Vegas…

There were two midgets in Vegas one weekend. They weren’t really winning anything and soon became bored. One midget said to the other: “Why don’t we get a couple of prostitutes for the night?” “Good idea!”

Half a mile in my shoes

I’ll tell you what difficult is.  It’s trying to be normal.  I mean even my sentences are short.  In highschool gym class I couldn’t reach the shower heads in the locker room.  I would bang my head on the knobs trying to get it the right temperature.  Then run back and forth to the stream [...]