Me and Tony in Vegas…

There were two midgets in Vegas one weekend. They weren’t really winning anything and soon became bored. One midget said to the other: “Why don’t we get a couple of prostitutes for the night?” “Good idea!”

Half a mile in my shoes

I’ll tell you what difficult is.  It’s trying to be normal.  I mean even my sentences are short.  In highschool gym class I couldn’t reach the shower heads in the locker room.  I would bang my head on the knobs trying to get it the right temperature.  Then run back and forth to the stream [...]

I just can’t win

Oh boy oh boy am I having a great week after the best weekend ever I bet it trashes yours.  I decided to climb the water tower without the aid of a blow job or any loving at the bottom before my climb and thank god too cause it takes all my leg mucles to [...]

Employable

I am looking for a new job because the one I have now is not what I was meant to do with my life.  You hear me say that as if I knew what I was intended to do but I don’t.  So far I have been a cellphone salesman, a bagger at my local [...]

Stanky Drawers

I made some stew today for dinner and it was good tasting but it is coming back to haunt me now.  I packed it full of baby corn and baby carrots and potatoes along with some porkchops I didn’t want to toss out with the cat.  I stuck it all in the crock pot this [...]

How much would it take?

Well I got a comment on my last post from IDONTTELL2 suggesting that I could or should write about things or ask questions I have always wanted to but was afraid to ask.  I can’t think of any lingering questions that I have been unable to ask or get an answer to.  Then it hit [...]

Special Thanks to Carlene

I would like to thank Carlene special for helping me get my profile recreated and put back like it was before or still is.  Hopefully my friends will friend me again now that I have this new yahoo account.  Vanessa oh Vanessa you did me wrong!  Vanessa was reading my blog while I was out [...]

6ix things about me

ShayD tagged me in her blog to name six things about myself that are weird which shouldn’t hurt much I just have to decide which six to pick from the millions of things about me that someone would think is weird.  Maybe its not weird as much as you want to know interesting but their [...]

Vanessa Gotta Go

Anyone out there ever have a fantasy and have it come true but only to have it really freak you out and want to go to church and confess for being an ass?  Well I don’t do that oftenr either but I felt like a chump earlier yesterday and am only deciding to tell you [...]

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