Snapshot

I tend to find myself getting frustrated more and more frequently with the state of my own Union. Things and circumstances seem to pile on top of each other, non of which fit snuggly and lend themselves to teetering a bit. It all becomes like a hypothetical house built on a sand foundation. Not uncommon [...]

July, Facebook in Revue

30 – I keep getting text and image messages from this number: 206-356-95XX. I’m too lazy to call them and tell them otherwise, so I’ll just post it all here… cause I’m not *THAT* lazy. 29 – In today’s politics you can choose the red pill or the blue pill. Either way, if you have [...]

June, Facebook in Revue

28 – Douglas Colley says: “If being Asian is Wong, then I don’t wanna be white.” 25 – Monday I’ll be announcing my new inspirational talk series titled: Smart Dad, Dumb Dad. My head feels all Etch a Sketch-y. I’m sure this is what is keeping me from taking up jogging. Not to *toot* my [...]

Chilly

It must be more than coincidence that the Susan G Komen 3-Day is so close to Mamorial Day.

All for love

Some people don’t appreciate how much effort it takes to look this good all the time.Everything I do… all of *this*, I do for you.

Get Lubed, BP

Thinks it would be funny if the reason we’re having so many major earth quakes etc is because we’ve taken out so much of the oil that lubricates our tectonic plates. Oh Snap!

State of panic

is getting sick and tired of this police state we live in now. A guy can’t rent a van and buy 220 gallons of liquid fertilizer any more with out getting asked a million questions and being made to feel suspect! Plot to take over the world today – took off like last ngiht’s left [...]

Best part OF the muffin

awful lotta talk about a certain High School Reunion – makes me thirsty for a Zima. My muffin top brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right.

Blanket Solution

Doug’s Lessons in Management; Dealing with Employees and Coworkers: You CAN Ask – “Are you having difficulty and need assistance?” You Can NOT Ask – “Are you retarded?” feels REALLY weird. I don’t know what happened but I was unconscious for like 4 hours straight – woke up with these ‘blanket’ things all over me. [...]

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