30 – I keep getting text and image messages from this number: 206-356-95XX. I’m too lazy to call them and tell them otherwise, so I’ll just post it all here… cause I’m not *THAT* lazy. 29 – In today’s politics you can choose the red pill or the blue pill. Either way, if you have [...]
28 – Douglas Colley says: “If being Asian is Wong, then I don’t wanna be white.” 25 – Monday I’ll be announcing my new inspirational talk series titled: Smart Dad, Dumb Dad. My head feels all Etch a Sketch-y. I’m sure this is what is keeping me from taking up jogging. Not to *toot* my [...]
It must be more than coincidence that the Susan G Komen 3-Day is so close to Mamorial Day.
Some people don’t appreciate how much effort it takes to look this good all the time.Everything I do… all of *this*, I do for you.
Thinks it would be funny if the reason we’re having so many major earth quakes etc is because we’ve taken out so much of the oil that lubricates our tectonic plates. Oh Snap!
is getting sick and tired of this police state we live in now. A guy can’t rent a van and buy 220 gallons of liquid fertilizer any more with out getting asked a million questions and being made to feel suspect! Plot to take over the world today – took off like last ngiht’s left [...]
awful lotta talk about a certain High School Reunion – makes me thirsty for a Zima. My muffin top brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right.
Doug’s Lessons in Management; Dealing with Employees and Coworkers: You CAN Ask – “Are you having difficulty and need assistance?” You Can NOT Ask – “Are you retarded?” feels REALLY weird. I don’t know what happened but I was unconscious for like 4 hours straight – woke up with these ‘blanket’ things all over me. [...]
Found out I been reading the wrong book. I grabbed the KARMA Sutra. I bet that’s going to come back and bite me. I actually don’t believe in Karma: The Indian philosophy of “what comes around goes around”… It’s like Thought Herpes.