Wrong Book
May 20, 2010 by Douglas · Leave a Comment
Found out I been reading the wrong book. I grabbed the KARMA Sutra. I bet that’s going to come back and bite me. I actually don’t believe in Karma: The Indian philosophy of “what comes around goes around”… It’s like Thought Herpes.
Marketing Don’ts
May 20, 2010 by Douglas · Leave a Comment
Marketing Don’ts: Asparagus Flavored Edible Underwear That’d be like, Vegan irony.
Deliverance
May 19, 2010 by Douglas · Leave a Comment
1% Lucerne Milk is the BEST! Just like mom used to make! Did I tell you today how much I like being your friend? No?… Good. What’s the difference between listening to a 1st year violin student, and bagpipes? Not much. Some days you’re the banjo, and some days you’re the inbred redneck. Note to [...]
Break Fast
May 19, 2010 by Douglas · Leave a Comment
Between the pig and the chicken, only one is truly committed to the farmer’s breakfast.
Sesame Avenue
May 18, 2010 by Douglas · Leave a Comment
…and for lunch I think I’ll have the loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
Oprah Solution
May 17, 2010 by Douglas · Leave a Comment
Gulf Coast Oil : What if we told Oprah that Barack was stuck in the pipe – She’d swim right down there to save him. I bet that’d stop the leak. You’re welcome America. Sometimes I like to think that if the Last Supper happened today, instead of “Take this bread and eat, it is [...]
Time Savers
May 14, 2010 by Douglas · Leave a Comment
As it turns out, trying to save time by making Kraft Macaroni and Cheese in the crockpot = not my best idea. So… as it turns out – you really gotta put effort and quality time into this whole raising kids thing. Why wasn’t that in a pamphlet or book somewhere or something?
Recursive!
May 13, 2010 by Douglas · Leave a Comment
I don’t play this game, but yoy can’t beat free. Ok, well you could… Portal is FREE! store.steampowered.com Well, technically speaking, there are some strings attached. Fortunately, they’re entirely decorative. We just like the way they look, swaying in the gentle breeze created by a million people simultanously fainting from shock at the news that [...]
Clear Thinking
May 12, 2010 by Douglas · Leave a Comment
Do I look fuzzy today? Because I have absolutely NO FOCUS. Come on brain – do your stuff! If its on the internets – it must be true. Long Bets – By the year 2150, over 50% of schools in the USA or Western Europe will require classes. www.longbets.org When you vote, your name, today’s [...]