Let me Axe you a question

this is already “one of those days” where you think it would have been better ot to have gotten out of bed… 17 hours ago. Why did the ghost cross the road? After working out I measured my arms – I’m sporting 8.5″ wrists these days. Eat your hearts out. I know I’m not in [...]

Shunned

Thinking about changing my name to Visa… then I would be accepted everywhere.

Ring ring. Ring ring.

My mom isn’t picking up or returning my call. Either she’s victim of a bear attack, or its payback for missing curfew back in 1991… either one is possible.

Newcastle

feels like he’s in the UK right now. Minding the gap… always.

Don’t Tell My Wife

I found the future ex Mrs. Colley. I’m a method writer. So, I wrote this post from my bathroom floor. | Barefoot Foodie barefootfoodie.com Have you ever thrown up so violently, your tampon shot out of your body like some kind of Nerf dart gun? In hindsight. I should not have eaten the pasta

Diorama

Someone took my “joie de vivre”… I am feeling joie-less today. Gotta be somewhere at 2:00am… but am totally looking forward to both Seis and Siete de Mayo. thinks more kids should use microwaved pizza rolls in their Earth science projects. The outter crust and molten core seem pretty exacting.

Ksssshhshshsh

Always look before you drink. Just had a whole can of whoop-ass without even thinking about it…

Goon

“That’s what I said… booty traps!”

Gonna Croak

Wow… there’s a frog in the garden praying really loud for death… just… wow. Where’s my “work boots”? thinks he *might* be pregnant… oh, no wait… just gas. Carry on. I know it’s not Mother’s Day yet… but ‘d like to say a special “thank you” to God, for coffee.

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