Killing Radio Stars

De do do do, de da da da… is all I want to say to you. ooooooh the burning! I need some Preparation A for my Altoids!

Rectal Exam… Bummer

didn’t know doctors still used tongue depressors… now my mouth is really sad.

Ted Nugent

Thinking about losing some weight… I scraped my arm yesterday… and nugat came out.

Clean Thinkin’

The Exception to the Rule. Normally someone talks about a movie that I haven’t seen and I feel like I’m missing out – and the topical, if not pop-cultural, references just fly right over my head. Yet, today Mary was yabbing on about Joe Dirt. Nothin’. Yay me!

Arch Enemy

Stumble Upon, “purpose in life” or “nemesis”?

None Attached

Pondering “String Theory” and this hangnail. If I pull it and I unravel like that sweater gramma gave me… I’ll be really put out.

Family Owned

serving hypocrisy since 1991. Worth 5 mins-ish. http://www.struckthefilm.com/ Struck The Film www.struckthefilm.com Official site of short film “Struck” directed by Taron Lexton and starring Bodhi Elfman.

Life Ring

I come from a pretty decent gene pool, but I swear sometimes I feel like I’m wearing floaties.

Death and Taxes

just found out the exact day he will die. I forgot to put out the garbage cans last night… when K finds out tomorrow – she’s gonna kill me.

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