Ksssshhshshsh

Always look before you drink. Just had a whole can of whoop-ass without even thinking about it…

Goon

“That’s what I said… booty traps!”

Gonna Croak

Wow… there’s a frog in the garden praying really loud for death… just… wow. Where’s my “work boots”? thinks he *might* be pregnant… oh, no wait… just gas. Carry on. I know it’s not Mother’s Day yet… but ‘d like to say a special “thank you” to God, for coffee.

Killing Radio Stars

De do do do, de da da da… is all I want to say to you. ooooooh the burning! I need some Preparation A for my Altoids!

Rectal Exam… Bummer

didn’t know doctors still used tongue depressors… now my mouth is really sad.

Ted Nugent

Thinking about losing some weight… I scraped my arm yesterday… and nugat came out.

Clean Thinkin’

The Exception to the Rule. Normally someone talks about a movie that I haven’t seen and I feel like I’m missing out – and the topical, if not pop-cultural, references just fly right over my head. Yet, today Mary was yabbing on about Joe Dirt. Nothin’. Yay me!

Arch Enemy

Stumble Upon, “purpose in life” or “nemesis”?

None Attached

Pondering “String Theory” and this hangnail. If I pull it and I unravel like that sweater gramma gave me… I’ll be really put out.

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