Ch-eating is way too ch-Easy

So I found a new snack that I just adore.  It tastes like love and bunnies in my tummy, and I could just eat them forever and ever.  What is this delicious new snack sensation that’s hardly sweeping the nation?  None other that the crunchy, Cheesy Cheddar BBQ Cheetos.  Oh yeah baby! I saw Mary [...]

Puppet Master

Did I ever tell you about the time I got blamed for dialing 1-976 numbers and racking up a huge phone bill?  You’d think my parents would have killed me right?  Well this is because you don’t know the full story.  Sure I guess I was an accessory to the dialing, but it wasn’t our [...]

Turning the Other Cheek

After about three weeks of daily concentration and a lot of guessing I finally made a crucial decision on something that’s been plaguing my mind.  “Do I or don’t I shave off my beard?”  I think I was making it out to be a bigger dilemma than it actually was.  Or was I? Having a [...]

OMG EMG

YAY ME!  I got to go to the doctor today and have an EMG done again on my arms!  It’d been a year and a half since my last one, and while I remembered much of it, for some reason I had blocked out other parts.  I was reminded today of those missing tidbits, and [...]

I’m outta time and all I got is fo’ minutes, fo’ minutes…

I am definitely NOT a huge fan of Madonna, but I like that “4 minutes to save the world” song.  maybe because it has Justin Timberlake in it – I mean he’s just cool, so some of it rubs off on her I think.  But by rubs off, I mean in a non-dirty dancing with [...]

The Other Red Meat

So I was at Costco the other day – and by other day, I mean yesterday.  And I am looking for something in-particular, beer.  But I also wanted to snag some pepperoni sticks.  Every time I go in there I see pepperoni sticks right there in front right next to the checkouts, and I want [...]

Public Nuisance

My day went from shit to shittier starting at 0′Dark thirty when I arose to greet the fabulous world with instant angst. I drive this crappy 1990 Chevy Cavalier which is threatening my sanity only slightly less than it threatens my life every time I decide to climb behind its wheel.  I need a new [...]

Once, Twice, Three Times You’re Shaking

I know I promised I was going to be more health conscious this year, so I can’t really explain WHY I was at  Wendy’s restaurant – but I have a little tale to tell that just so takes place in a Wendy’s near-by.  This is the story about how I was almost raped in the [...]

Actors – Bleh!

Wife was watching TV last night and I came in during a commercial, sat down and proceeded to merge with the couch.  It didn’t take long before the show commenced and a prairie of actors, producers, and plastic women were shown conversing and gushing over one another. The next nomination was about to be announced [...]

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