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		<title>Black Eyed, PLEASE!</title>
		<link>http://www.moveback5spaces.com/2011/02/07/black-eyed-please/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 20:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Something came to mind during, and in the many hours that have followed Super Bowl Sunday&#8217;s great game.  First of all, since I&#8217;m not a huge football fan at all, giving the game kudos isn&#8217;t a small thing &#8211; I was pretty darned entertained throughout the duration.  I have claimed before, and I&#8217;ll say it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ch-eating is way too ch-Easy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:36:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I found a new snack that I just adore.  It tastes like love and bunnies in my tummy, and I could just eat them forever and ever.  What is this delicious new snack sensation that&#8217;s hardly sweeping the nation?  None other that the crunchy, Cheesy Cheddar BBQ Cheetos.  Oh yeah baby! I saw Mary [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Puppet Master</title>
		<link>http://www.moveback5spaces.com/2009/12/08/puppet-master/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 06:45:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did I ever tell you about the time I got blamed for dialing 1-976 numbers and racking up a huge phone bill?  You’d think my parents would have killed me right?  Well this is because you don’t know the full story.  Sure I guess I was an accessory to the dialing, but it wasn’t our [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Turning the Other Cheek</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 06:40:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After about three weeks of daily concentration and a lot of guessing I finally made a crucial decision on something that’s been plaguing my mind.  &#8220;Do I or don’t I shave off my beard?&#8221;  I think I was making it out to be a bigger dilemma than it actually was.  Or was I? Having a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OMG EMG</title>
		<link>http://www.moveback5spaces.com/2009/11/02/omg-emg/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 05:27:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[YAY ME!  I got to go to the doctor today and have an EMG done again on my arms!  It&#8217;d been a year and a half since my last one, and while I remembered much of it, for some reason I had blocked out other parts.  I was reminded today of those missing tidbits, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m outta time and all I got is fo&#8217; minutes, fo&#8217; minutes&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:49:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am definitely NOT a huge fan of Madonna, but I like that &#8220;4 minutes to save the world&#8221; song.  maybe because it has Justin Timberlake in it &#8211; I mean he&#8217;s just cool, so some of it rubs off on her I think.  But by rubs off, I mean in a non-dirty dancing with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Other Red Meat</title>
		<link>http://www.moveback5spaces.com/2009/03/26/the-other-red-meat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 06:54:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I was at Costco the other day &#8211; and by other day, I mean yesterday.  And I am looking for something in-particular, beer.  But I also wanted to snag some pepperoni sticks.  Every time I go in there I see pepperoni sticks right there in front right next to the checkouts, and I want [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Public Nuisance</title>
		<link>http://www.moveback5spaces.com/2009/03/01/public-nuisance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 05:32:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My day went from shit to shittier starting at 0&#8242;Dark thirty when I arose to greet the fabulous world with instant angst. I drive this crappy 1990 Chevy Cavalier which is threatening my sanity only slightly less than it threatens my life every time I decide to climb behind its wheel.  I need a new [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Once, Twice, Three Times You&#8217;re Shaking</title>
		<link>http://www.moveback5spaces.com/2009/01/22/once-twice-three-times-youre-shaking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:09:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Douglas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know I promised I was going to be more health conscious this year, so I can&#8217;t really explain WHY I was at  Wendy&#8217;s restaurant &#8211; but I have a little tale to tell that just so takes place in a Wendy&#8217;s near-by.  This is the story about how I was almost raped in the [...]]]></description>
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