Actors – Bleh!

Wife was watching TV last night and I came in during a commercial, sat down and proceeded to merge with the couch.  It didn’t take long before the show commenced and a prairie of actors, producers, and plastic women were shown conversing and gushing over one another. The next nomination was about to be announced [...]

You get’ta pick!?

If it were reversed, and you DID get to pick your own family. I’d grab Betty White as my gramma for sure.  She’s a blast. … and by blast I mean she’s funny and seems personable. … and by personable I don’t mean she gives you those wet gramma kisses with a little too much [...]

All She Wants For Christmas

My parents NEVER tell me what they want for Christmas, or even give any ideas – yet this year I gave them an ultimatum, and they finally came through!  My mother would like an Ove Glove or some perfume that she is almost out of.  My dad is interested in a work stool that I [...]

Just Fat Procrastinat… ion.

Its a curse this life I lead.  I never finish anything I start.  And quite frankly I can’t stay motivated about anything.  That makes it doubly sad when I was diagnosed yesterday with bulemia.

Its Not Freudian…

Woobie

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Study Hard

So the mood around my house has been really tense over the past several weeks.  After a lot of deliberation on my part, and finally making the decision – I went out and bought a home pregnancy test. Turns out I was right!… my house is pregnant! I can’t wait for our new addition!  I [...]

Truth Cavities

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Business Time

So, there I am working rather diligently this morning when this song comes on.  I got the words for you just below, and even a link to an MP3 of it!  Courtesy of Spinner.com and their Free MP3 of the Day (August 7th 2007)!  So its even legit – so “suck on it”, Record Industry! [...]

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