Rain On His Parade

My older sister has always had “it” coming to her. Our relationship throughout our lives has been up and down, with a chance of showers. In fact we used to fight all the time, tooth and nail. Magically one year we stopped fighting, and I took up arms against my younger sister – I guess [...]

Go Diego Go!

Well it was finally time to take matters into our own hands (possibly a bad choice of words) and start down the road to potty-training bliss for Simon. We’re hoping that by the time he turns two, he’ll have the daytime potty routine down pat, and maybe just wearing a diaper, or pull-ups to bed [...]

I’m The Decider…

Thats right, I make the decisions around here about me and how I look.  I choose to be a big guy.  I am a purely selfish human being though…  If I had a washboard stomach, chances are real good I’d be stuck doing the laundry.

Birds and Bees

My wife went on a field trip with my nine year old daughter, to the Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle.  Apparently it was the greatest trip to any zoo, ever had by a human being.  Both of them came home raving about the new babies (gorilla, tapir, etc) and new zoo facts that they’d learned. [...]

Political Debates Attract the King of Pop

What’s the dealio? Michael JAckson A.K.A. Wacko Jacko was sighted at the replublican debates. Not only that, but he’s privately endorsing McCain. So is this a ploy by some of his new Arab pals over in Dubai and Oman? Who do they think this will help/hurt? Oh snap! It’s not MJ, its Nancy Reagan… my [...]

Things I’ve Learned

Your wife and/or girlfriend probably will not appreciate you referring to her period as: “That time of the month when you bleed like a sieve.” I’m just saying…

Ye Old One Gun Salute

I have a lot of favorite television shows, but my all time favorite is Flip That House – or any show that deals with people investing money and hoping to turn a profit.  Tonight there is like a marathon of Flip That House on TLC right now (or maybe there are back to back episodes [...]

Green Sleeves – Pet Peeve

Saturday Night Live was a rerun tonight – I imagine that is due to the writers’ strike going on in good ol’ Cali-forn-eye-aye.  The host was Brian Williams, who wasn’t very funny – but maybe if I stayed tuned in longer I would have witnessed some of the comedic brilliance he portrays on the nightly [...]

That’s Slick

There once was a time I would capture insects and bugs creeping around my house and flush them down the toilet.  Sure, I could have just let them go outside to scurry off and be free – but I’m not that nice.  Oh, sure, I’m NICE, but apparently I’m not humane.  Though, what defines one’s [...]

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