HEY YOU GI…!

Did you know that China is the worlds leading producer of Asparagus?  They grow almost 6 million tons of the stuff – compared to the US (third largest producer) which produces 91 thousand tons.  That’s a big difference. With all that asparagus and the things it does to the scents from your nether regions… I [...]

The World Is Flat-ulent

I think it is my state of tiredness today that brings my thoughts to the underprivileged.  As I sat there pondering the universe it occurred to me how good I really have it.  I may be a tad overweight and I may not have very many nickels to rub together, but really I have more [...]

Hugo go thisaway – I’ll go thataway!

I’m not really in love with either side of the fence right now – but Nancy Pelosi is a good reason to keep making right hand turns. If you want respect you have to give respect. I know it goes both ways, I just don’t like the Sleestack making the decisions she’s making. And Hugo [...]

Of all the Oval Offices in all the world…

Drop Dead Fred

Well this has been a sad weekend for my 8-year-old daughter – she lost a close friend, and has spent some time in tears.  It shouldn’t surprise anyone too much that children are very fragile creatures who need to be nurtured and to be as accepting of their friends as you can be.  Children can [...]

But its said with love!

President Clinton is out jogging, and he encounters a man with some puppies. Clinton asks the man what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, “They’re Democrat puppies, Mr. President.” Clinton thinks that is so great that the next day he brings the first lady to see these puppies for herself. He asks [...]

Word Scramble

A Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb the culture. When the son Returned, he said, “Papa, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity.” “Oy vey,” said the father. “What have I done?” He took his problem to his best friend. [...]

With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility

I think the some things should be left alone.  Not everything needs to be “New and Improved!”.  Sometimes its plainly new and not improved, at least not if you are a human.  Maybe the employee’s benefits have improved thanks to additional sales of said Crap Product – but get with the program.  New and improved [...]

Chrysalicious

I have chewed Wrigley’s and I have chewed Juicy Fruit and you Sir, are NO Juicy Fruit. There are those of you out there in the 360 blog world who will state: “Dude, Juicy Fruit is made by Wrigley…”  Come off it, dude – I’m making a point, not a cohesive point! Just a little [...]

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