Rumors Get Started

I wish someone in Hollywood would understand what I knew from the moment I first saw that concrete-chinned debutante… no matter how many movies you stick her in…. Rumor Willis will just not get prettier.

Preferences

Apparently there is a huge contingency of people who like it shaved. I never had that big of an issue with it, but I guess if pressed on the matter, I like my Krishna Hairy. Hairy Krishnas RULE!

I’ve Been Everywhere Man

You know I’ve been all the way around the world, quite literally.  I have not seen a whole heck of a lot of the United States, but I have made it to Canada, London, Amsterdam, and to the United Arab Emirates.  Not only have I been around this globe, but I have taken on the [...]

Benched

I’ve been thinking about joining a gym.  Then I think to myself about all the times you hear other people talking about even other people asking them to spot… them. I am not experienced in spotting at all.  I think the pretense is that you are going to be there and prevent your spotee from [...]

The End of an Era

In a matter of about 20 minutes, I said a short goodbye from the safety and seclusion behind a pane of glass, as I watched her drive away.  I tried to get her cleaned up as well as could be expected before the gentleman came to take her to a new home, where someone can [...]

Good Day.

I don’t write a whole bunch of tear-worthy memory-jerking stories that mean an entire lot to me.  I try to more or less just be funny and poke fun at the things I seem to find any humor in.  Tonight however, I feel almost compelled to put SOMETHING out there just to capture this moment [...]

Tight Fit

Sometimes I feel like through life, I am always being directed to go through the service entrance.  A little second class if you will.  Of course some days, like today, it feels like the cervix entrance.  I keep banging my head on it, but it won’t let me in.

Optimistically Doomed

I am one of those mostly positive individuals with a smile on my face expecting the best from my fellow man.  You know, one of those sickeningly content individuals who admits that “everything happens for a reason”.  I honestly believe that – not that I know what those reasons ever are… but if its true [...]

Parsley

Some people think it makes your plate look nice, some people see it as an additional side to your already balanced dish, then there are those who hate it.  I knew this chick once who acted like he chef pooped on her plate when she had to move aside the kale and parsley from her [...]

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